The plan was simple, or should have been.
I live in one of the small countries in europe, wedged between France Belgium and Germany with only a short hop from its northern border to Holland, Luxembourg is a little cycling gem. Bordered on its eastern boundary by Germany and in part the Moselle river. Following the Moselle south leads to France. Heading west back into Luxembourg would take me passed one of the few craft brew places in Luxembourg in the town of Bascharge and on into the spiritual home of beer... Belgium. Swinging east again would lead me home to the little town of Walferdange just north of Luxembourg city.
So I planned to ride into 4 countries drink something from each, though the aim was, if possible, to find a native beer in each country. After all 4 small beers wouldn't do me any harm over the course of a day's ride, surely. How hard could it be. Everywhere in Germany sells beer, France is the home of the cafe culture, Belgium a powerhouse of brewing and Luxembourg has a cafe on every corner.
Luxembourg is in itself a wonderful country to cycle in. The city and the main roads are busy like any city or country but off the main routes the traffic is relatively light and the car drivers are generally respectful of cyclists, as they should be. Cycling is the national sport here and Luxembourg boasts more Tour de France winners per capita than any other country. There are also mile upon mile of designated cycle path though it is of very variable style and surface. Some of it winds through traffic calmed suburbs on the roads, some suddenly degenerates into rough forest road or farm track, and some is wide purpose built shared usage bike path. So the plan such as it was was to spend as much time as possible on the bike paths away from traffic and eat and drink my way into 4 countries in a day.

It should have been easy but as I set off at 08:00 it was already 26 degrees celsius and rising. 11km came the first puncture, thankfully I was carrying a spare tube tools and a repair kit but my mini pump struggles above 100psi so… anyway …I promised myself I would stop at the first sign of a bike store and adjust the pressure and replace the patched tube. The trip was going well and despite the puncture and the fact that I had been forced to walk a section of the cycle path which was conspicuous by its absence I arrived in Remich in good time, rolled across the border into Germany and headed for the the cafe at the camping site - closed - something that was to be a recurring theme for the day.



Once at the Moselle I ambled south, moving off the path to unsuccessfully locate a bar on the way, well unsuccessful in that I located several, all either closed or decaying. Eventually very hot, a little bit bothered and very very thirsty I found my first German bar. Now I have a smattering of French and absolutely no German but as ever the waitress spoke English and I was soon sitting in the shade with my cold beer. Excellent, all going swimmingly kind of, so after downing the ale and getting the bidons replenished I moved on. Back into Luxembourg and then down into France.
Mondorf Les Bains is a smart Luxembourgish
town with a thriving tourist industry modern new buildings around the hot springs and a general feel of affluence. Mondorf is a full 100m away, is in France and is non of those things. Foolishly I avoided a slightly seedy looking bar sure in the knowledge that somewhere in the next few towns I’d find a drink and maybe something to eat, after all aren’t the french famous for their cuisine. As I was toiling up a hill in the now 40C heat I saw a couple of bikes hurtling down hill towards me. I raised my dripping brow from my stem to grunt out a greeting just in time to recognise the Luxembourg champions jersey. Wannabe flashed across my mind followed a split second later by the realisation that it was in fact Frank Schleck, and he was gone. Andy I believe is opening a shop and cafe somewhere around there but maybe over towards the German border where I had just come from. Which reminded me - still needed to find a bike shop, and a beer, damn but it was hot. I toiled upwards and aimed for little back roads to the next village. The road quickly turned into farm track and needless to say the cafe bar was locked up and decaying. Onwards then ever onwards. I was flirting with the border here dodging in and out of France Luxembourg France but never once did I find a bar open until I was back well inside Luxembourg. Oh well a Luxembourgish beer and some food would be good enough. I’d get a French beer from the supermarket to drink at home later. Beer yes food no kitchen closed. Moving on then and a small detour to the rather excellent Beierhascht hotel and brewery in Bascharage. Tempting though it was to stay in the cool and drink their wonderful ale I forced myself out the door and headed North west to Belgium.

The roads were good, the villages large, the shops and bars, hotels and cafes all shut. I don’t know if it is always like that but having ridden in circles round several villages I ended up crossing back into Luxembourg just outside Steinfort buying a beer and water in a petrol station riding back across the border to drink a beer in Belgium. The rest of the ride was uneventful beautiful and quiet Luxembourg roads, cafes and bakeries open for the most part though now tired I dropped my head to my stem and pressed on home and a cold shower and cold beer from each of the countries I had visited beckoned. Then came the realisation that the ride could actually be an imperial century so having slogged up the last hill of the day I turned away from home to add a few extra kilometers. Another small miscalculation had me riding around the block until the 160km appeared on the garmin.
I got home with what can only be described and Neapolitan tan, like the ice cream, white pink and brown. A cold shower and a liter of cold water later I was ready to light the bbq and celebrate my achievement with a beer from each country. There was Simon Regal from Luxembourg, Bitburger lager from Germany, Chouffe an IPA tripel from Belgium and … no French beer. Not even in the supermarket, simply not to be found anywhere.
The ride was a great success, some beautiful countryside, some excellent cycle paths, particularly inside Luxembourg and four countries visited in one long hot day. Next time I will plan the places to stop so I don’t ride aimlessly round French and Belgian villages looking for ale. Next time it won’t be 40c. Next time I’ll take 2 spare tubes, never did find a bike shop either. Next time...